Monday, August 6, 2018

California should require lithium batteries to be replaced with cleaner diazepam

There has been much talk about a plastic straw ban in California even with talk of replacing them with paper straws but I say we should outlaw paper and lithium.  We can replace all lithium batteries owned by government employees with diazepam.  This should reduce pollution from when lithium batteries are disposed of incorrectly after government computers used for paperwork or data entry are discarded.  Although there would be a drastic reduce in ability to produce paperwork if you only got rid of lithium but I believe if government officials are given diazepam instead of lithium batteries they would find a way to cope with the paperwork reduction.  Outlawing paper will also save many trees and there would be the additional benefit of preventing drug dealers from having such easy access to blotter paper and lithium.

Copyright Carl Janssen 2018

https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2018/10/24/18010592/future-perfect-podcast-lithium-drinking-water-suicide

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